Thoughts I Have Throughout the Day (annoying list number 1)

                         

• Why is 9:00 am even a thing?
• How much longer can I sleep in without being completely useless today?
• Is it really my turn to wash the dishes already?
• Why are all my thoughts in the form of a question?
• Are my kittens under the couch again?
• If they are , can I get off the couch without squishing them?
• I should really figure out my life today.
• How do other people know exactly what they want to do with their lives already?
• Is 20 too young to panic about life?
• I do not want to go into work today
• I so do not want to go into work today
• Please do not make me go into work today
• I have to get ready for work
• Mentally calculating how long I can put off putting on my work uniform
• Seriously, I look like an asshole in this uniform.
• What would happen I got heat stroke walking to work?
• Would someone notice me or would scorpions devour my flesh ?
• I don't think scorpions eat flesh.
• I should workout today
• Where can I find a free personal assistant to make grown up phone calls for me?
• Why is everyone having babies already?
• I don't want babies.
• I'll stick with kittens
• I am now one of those annoying list making people
• My life is now complete.
• Seriously though, work , ugh.